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	<title>The 411 From 406 &#187; Cleveland</title>
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		<title>Thomecoming At Progressive Field</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 16:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chewie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>My all time favorite baseball player is Jim Thome.  When he left my beloved Cleveland Indians in 2002 it was a very sad day for me.  So when I heard the news the other night that the Indians had claimed him off waivers from the Twins you can imagine how I felt&#8230; I wasn&#8217;t sure [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-3523" style="border: 1px solid black;" title="Jim Thome Retuns To Cleveland" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jim_dugout.jpg" alt="" width="250" height="358" />My all time favorite baseball player is Jim Thome.  When he left my beloved Cleveland Indians in 2002 it was a very sad day for me.  So when I heard the news the other night that the Indians had claimed him off waivers from the Twins you can imagine how I felt&#8230; I wasn&#8217;t sure if I was dreaming or not.  I was elated when I woke up the other morning and read the news that we&#8217;d in fact signed him to a contract and Jimmy was coming home!</p>
<p>After the Indians made the announcement that he had been signed and that he&#8217;d be in the starting lineup on Friday evening they sold 8,500 additional tickets for the game.  In my mind that just goes to show how much Jim Thome means to the city of Cleveland.  I&#8217;ve heard many people talk bad about Thome for leaving Cleveland the way he did back in 2002 and even though he&#8217;s my all time fav I can&#8217;t fault a guy for taking an EXTRA 27 million dollars to do his job.  <em>I also recently heard from someone that would know that he was pressured by the union to take the deal and that he really didn&#8217;t want to leave Cleveland.  But I digress&#8230;  </em></p>
<p>I hadn&#8217;t planned on going to the game, but as the opening pitch grew nearer I just couldn&#8217;t stand that thought of not seeing him come back. I called the wife and we decided last minute to go to the game.  We got about the worst seats in the park (section 507, two rows from the top) but we were THERE!</p>
<div id="attachment_3526" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><img class="size-full wp-image-3526 " style="border: 1px solid black;" title="Welcome Thome!" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/welcome_thome2.jpg" alt="Welcome Thome!" width="500" height="373" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Huge props to the Indians for pulling all this together in 12 hours! Signs, audio, video packages, etc.  Well done guys! </p></div>
<div id="attachment_3528" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><img class="size-full wp-image-3528 " style="border: 1px solid black;" title="My favorite fans" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/welcome_thome.jpg" alt="My favorite fans" width="500" height="373" /><p class="wp-caption-text">My favorite fans cheering for my favorite player!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_3530" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><img class="size-full wp-image-3530 " style="border: 1px solid black;" title="A Beautiful Night In Cleveland" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/welcome_thome3.jpg" alt="A Beautiful Night In Cleveland" width="500" height="373" /><p class="wp-caption-text">A Beautiful Night In Cleveland</p></div>
<p>Even though Jimmy didn&#8217;t get a hit on his first night back (0-4) it was absolutely awesome for this Thome fan to have Jim back &#8220;home&#8221;.  Not sure how the Tribe is going to do for the rest of the season but I&#8217;m super happy to say that they&#8217;re going to make the stretch run with future hall of famer Thome in the lineup!  Welcome home Jimmy!</p>
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		<title>Beer Shots &#8211; Der Braumeister</title>
		<link>http://406northlane.com/blog/2011/07/beer-shots-der-braumeister/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2011 20:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chewie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Der Braumeister is a German restaurant, market and &#8220;biergarten&#8221; located on the west side of Cleveland.  You can find their website here: <a href="http://derbraumeister.com/" target="_blank">http://derbraumeister.com/</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_3444" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/beershots-Der-Braumeister.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-3444" title="Beershots - Der Braumeister" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/beershots-Der-Braumeister.jpg" alt="Der Braumeister" width="500" height="373" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Beer Shots #2 - Der Braumeister (Cleveland, Ohio)</p></div>
<p>Der Braumeister is a German restaurant, market and &#8220;biergarten&#8221; located on the west side of Cleveland.  You can find their website here: <a href="http://derbraumeister.com/" target="_blank">http://derbraumeister.com/</a></p>
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		<title>Baseball In The Summer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 15:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chewie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been a baseball fan for as long as I can remember.  There&#8217;s something special about going to the ballpark, seeing the green grass, grabbing a cold beer and watching the game. I haven&#8217;t been to too many games this year but those that I&#8217;ve been to have been glorious!</p> <p>Opening Day in Cleveland is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been a baseball fan for as long as I can remember.  There&#8217;s something special about going to the ballpark, seeing the green grass, grabbing a cold beer and watching the game. I haven&#8217;t been to too many games this year but those that I&#8217;ve been to have been glorious!</p>
<div id="attachment_3438" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><img class="size-full wp-image-3438" title="Opening Day 2011" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/IMG_0342.jpg" alt="Opening Day 2011" width="500" height="373" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Opening Day 2011</p></div>
<p>Opening Day in Cleveland is nothing short of a city holiday.  For a city that&#8217;s been dragged through the mud for years it always brings a smile to my face to see fans come out and support their teams.  Play ball!</p>
<div id="attachment_3431" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><img class="size-full wp-image-3431" title="A Day Game From The Upper Deck" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/IMG_0641.jpg" alt="A Day Game From The Upper Deck" width="500" height="373" /><p class="wp-caption-text">A Day Game From The Upper Deck</p></div>
<p>This particular day a co-worker and I went down and bought walk up seats.  Tickets were $15 but were &#8220;loaded&#8221; with $10 worth of food/drink credits.  $5 to watch my Tribe?  No brainer!</p>
<div id="attachment_3433" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><img class="size-full wp-image-3433" title="Cleveland Skyline From Inside The Park" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/IMG_0642.jpg" alt="Cleveland Skyline From Inside The Park" width="500" height="373" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Cleveland Skyline From Inside The Park</p></div>
<p>I&#8217;m no photographer, but that&#8217;s a damn fine photo if I do say so myself.  Love me some Cleveland!</p>
<div id="attachment_3435" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><img class="size-full wp-image-3435" title="The View From The Indians Social Suite" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/social_suite1.jpg" alt="The View From The Indians Social Suite" width="500" height="374" /><p class="wp-caption-text">The View From The Indians Social Suite</p></div>
<p>My beloved Cleveland Indians are leading the way in MLB when it comes to social media.  In fact, they have the major&#8217;s only &#8220;<a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/cle/fan_forum/social_suite.jsp" target="_blank">Social Suite</a>&#8220;.  The wife and I were lucky enough to be invited to watch a game there.  Absolutely incredible!</p>
<div id="attachment_3436" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><img class="size-full wp-image-3436" title="The Wife &amp; I In The Social Suite" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/social_suite2.jpg" alt="The Wife &amp; I In The Social Suite" width="500" height="374" /><p class="wp-caption-text">The Wife &amp; I In The Social Suite</p></div>
<p>I&#8217;m going to a game next week (taking Gramps to see his first ever game at The Jake&#8230; er&#8230; Progressive Field).  Baseball (and now t-ball)&#8230; it&#8217;s what summer in Cleveland is all about.</p>
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		<title>The Weekend That Was: Opening Day &amp; WrestleMania 27</title>
		<link>http://406northlane.com/blog/2011/04/the-weekend-that-was-opening-day-wrestlemania-27/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2011 20:40:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chewie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Once again this year, Pip made his yearly trek to the Cleveland area for a weekend of reliving memories and debauchery.  This year&#8217;s trip happened to coincide with Opening Day for the Indians so we headed down to the stadium to take in a game with my brother Marko and buddy Al.  Pip had never [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2936" title="Pip &amp; Chewie At The Indian's Home Opener" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pip_chewie_game1.jpg" alt="" width="224" height="300" />Once again this year, Pip made his yearly trek to the Cleveland area for a weekend of reliving memories and debauchery.  This year&#8217;s trip happened to coincide with Opening Day for the Indians so we headed down to the stadium to take in a game with my brother Marko and buddy Al.  Pip had never been to the stadium so it was super cool to have a &#8220;first timer&#8221; there though I can&#8217;t say the Tribe played all that well&#8230; we were down 14-0 in the 4th inning.  At least I can say that the didn&#8217;t roll over and die and at least made a game out of it, ultimately losing &#8220;only&#8221; 15-10.</p>
<p>I was working on Friday and Al had the day off, so he was nice enough to give Pip a ride downtown.  After work, I rode the RTA into town to meet up with the boys.  Needless to say, I felt like a sardine riding the RTA to the stadium.  Apparently I wasn&#8217;t the only one with that brilliant idea.  We met up at Cadillac Ranch for some awesome pre-game grub.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2928" title="Mark, Pip &amp; Al At Cadillac Ranch" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/mark_pip_al.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="224" /></p>
<p>Opening Day in Cleveland is essentially a holiday&#8230; second only to St. Patrick&#8217;s Day.  That said, there were a TON of people who were WAY ahead of us in the drinking department &#8211; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6vJPtjup4Y" target="_blank">including this guy</a> who was busting a move to <em>Footloose</em>.  I can&#8217;t be hyper critical though&#8230; Pip and I did the same thing <a href="/blog/2010/10/team-pip-adds-a-new-member/">at his wedding</a>.</p>
<p>We made our way to Jacob&#8217;s Field which was beautiful as always.  Yes&#8230; I know it&#8217;s called Progressive Field these days.  I don&#8217;t care&#8230; it&#8217;ll always be &#8220;The Jake&#8221; to me.  The Indians did a great job during the pregame and honored recently deceased Bob Feller with a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OONDUY3Y5ic" target="_blank">very touching video</a>.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2929" title="Progressive Field On Opening Day 2011" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/opening_day.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="224" /></p>
<p>After the game, we headed out to celebrate my buddy Brad&#8217;s birthday for a while.  Through many protests, we called it a night before going &#8220;next door&#8221; and headed home.  In retrospect a very good decision.</p>
<p><img class="size-full wp-image-2930 alignright" title="Pip &amp; Chewie At The Annex" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pip_chewie_annex.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" />Saturday we hung out with the boys during the day and then met up with one of Pip&#8217;s high school classmates and her husband for dinner and some drinks.  SUPER cool people that I&#8217;m so happy to have met.  After meeting up with them, Pip had to make his annual trek to the Annex.  Even if its for one beer (which this year it was) it&#8217;s nice to be back &#8220;home&#8221;.  We continued our rounds of local bars with a stop at Legends to check out some of the scenery&#8230; and a very talented band.  Knowing that Sunday was going to be a big day we headed home rather early.</p>
<p>Sunday &#8211; WrestleMania day.  Marko got in on this year&#8217;s action and came over at around 5:00 for the 7:00 show.  We got ourselves some food and we were ready for the evening&#8217;s festivities.  I&#8217;m certainly not a &#8220;foodie&#8221; by the traditional sense of the word, but I have to say we did a pretty damn good job in the food department.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2927" title="Chewie's Version Of &quot;Foodie&quot;" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/foodie.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="224" /></p>
<p>I won&#8217;t go into the details of the show here but if you&#8217;re interested in my thoughts you can find them <a href="/blog/2011/04/wrestlemania-27-the-morning-after/">here</a>.  The Beeramid as per usual was a tall challenge but I&#8217;m thrilled to report that we once again were up to the task.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2932" title="Let The Games Begin" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pip_marko_chewie.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>If you want the blow by blow details of the Beeramid challenge you can find them <a href="/blog/2011/04/the-beeramid-2011-edition/">here</a>.  Suffice to say it was once again A-W-E-S-O-M-E.  Monday morning rolled around rather quickly and just like that the weekend was over.  Miraculously I was at the office right around normal time on Monday morning and Pip was out the door and on the road by 9:00 as well.  We don&#8217;t have a date yet for my trip to visit the Pips but it&#8217;s typically in the fall.  I absolutely can&#8217;t wait (though my liver does need a bit of a rest).  See you soon brother!</p>
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		<title>100 Facts About Me &#8211; Or At Least 50</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 20:25:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chewie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s recently been a hash tag topic on Twitter called #100FactsAboutMe.  The idea is to tweet 100 facts about yourself (I suppose).  One afternoon I decided that this would be a great idea cause let&#8217;s face it&#8230; people want to know all about Chewie.  So&#8230; without further build up here&#8217;s my list:</p> I&#8217;m part of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-729" title="Twitter Logo" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/twitter_logo_200.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="49" />There&#8217;s recently been a hash tag topic on Twitter called #100FactsAboutMe.  The idea is to tweet 100 facts about yourself (I suppose).  One afternoon I decided that this would be a great idea cause let&#8217;s face it&#8230; people want to know all about Chewie.  So&#8230; without further build up here&#8217;s my list:</p>
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<li>I&#8217;m part of the @<a rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/clevelanddotcom">clevelanddotcom</a> Twitter Twenty! <a title="#CLE20" rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23CLE20">#CLE20</a></li>
<li>I live in Cleveland but I&#8217;m a Steeler fan. In my defense, I grew up in Pittsburgh.</li>
<li>I chewed tobacco for 17+ years. When I quit I started <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.killthecan.org/" target="_blank">http://www.killthecan.org/</a> to help others quit.</li>
<li>I&#8217;m adopted. So is my brother but we&#8217;re not biological brothers. Still love him to death.</li>
<li>I once left a brand new grill in its box in my garage for over a month. @<a rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/MikeHumphries">MikeHumphries</a> was not happy about it.</li>
<li>I&#8217;m starting to think that doing this 100 facts list was a bad idea.  <em>(Please note that I was only up to #6 before I started having second thoughts&#8230;)</em></li>
<li>Even though this list was a bad idea once I start something I&#8217;m uber stubborn. I will complete it.</li>
<li>Prime example of #7? The WrestleMania Project &#8211; <a title="http://406northlane.com/blog/2009/09/the-wrestlemania-project/" rel="nofollow" href="http://wp.me/pj6R5-j7">http://wp.me/pj6R5-j7</a> First post in Sept 09 and still going.</li>
<li>I&#8217;m married to my high school sweetheart.</li>
<li>I&#8217;ve got two kids. I enjoy playing with their toys probably more than they do.</li>
<li>I have a blog at <a title="http://406northlane.com/" rel="nofollow" href="http://406northlane.com/">http://406northlane.com/</a> where I tend to act much younger than my age.</li>
<li>I have what some would consider &#8220;a potty mouth&#8221;. I freely admit it and don&#8217;t think it takes away from my character.</li>
<li>I blame @<a rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/Ken_Diesel">Ken_Diesel</a> for giving me the crazy idea to do this list.</li>
<li>For some strange reason, I wasn&#8217;t even following @<a rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/Ken_Diesel">Ken_Diesel</a> from this account. It&#8217;s been remedied.</li>
<li>All of these tweets will be compiled into a blog post. <em>(You&#8217;re reading it now)</em></li>
<li>Sometimes I&#8217;m scared that I put too much of myself &#8220;out there&#8221;. Then I realize no one cares anyways.</li>
<li>I&#8217;m trying to be considerate and not flood people&#8217;s Twitter feeds. But its noon and I&#8217;m only 17/100. <a title="#GoTime" rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23GoTime">#GoTime</a></li>
<li>Robert B. Parker is my all time favorite author. I read his works over and over again. He passed away last year RIP</li>
<li>I wonder&#8230; does Twitter keep ALL of my tweets? Can I see every single one I&#8217;ve ever made?</li>
<li>I should pass 2,500 tweets during this exercise.</li>
<li>Megatron was my first Transformer.  But I have to say Soundwave was probably my favorite.</li>
<li>I live in Ohio and I&#8217;m not a Buckeye fan. Sue me &#8211;  I went to another Big Ten school. Don&#8217;t worry not Michigan.</li>
<li>I&#8217;m Polish. I enjoy Polish jokes. Anyone who gets bent out of shape over stuff like that is wound too tightly.</li>
<li>There are 2 topics I rarely talk about: religion and politics. It&#8217;s pointless. People have their minds made up.</li>
<li>I can no longer drink &#8220;regular&#8221; &#8211; diet all the way regardless of brand.</li>
<li>My family is the most important thing in the world to me. This should have been fact #1</li>
<li>I will be watching <a title="#WrestleMania" rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23WrestleMania">#WrestleMania</a> 27 next Sunday evening. It will be awesome.</li>
<li><a title="#WrestleMania" rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23WrestleMania">#WrestleMania</a> 28 has already been announced to be in Miami, FL next year. I was hoping for <a title="#Cleveland" rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23Cleveland">#Cleveland</a></li>
<li>My all time favorite baseball player is Jim Thome. Got to meet him a couple weeks ago. Turned into a little girl.</li>
<li>I am fascinated by <a title="#tattoos" rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23tattoos">#tattoos</a> but don&#8217;t have any&#8230; yet. I&#8217;ve got 3-4 designed in my head.</li>
<li>I just destroyed Taco Bell for lunch.</li>
<li>I will not tweet something that I won&#8217;t say to your face.</li>
<li>I&#8217;m convinced that there is a movie quote perfect for every situation.</li>
<li>Just bought this tremendous Voltron t-shirt: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://twitpic.com/4cu0ww" target="_blank">http://twitpic.com/4cu0ww</a></li>
<li>I&#8217;m pretty sure that this &#8220;Internet thing&#8221; is here to stay.</li>
<li>I truly do hope that I&#8217;m doing this slow enough to not spam up people&#8217;s feeds. I&#8217;d hate to piss people off.</li>
<li>Growing up I was a Leo.  Not sure if that&#8217;s still the case or not.</li>
<li>I prefer Target to Walmart. It&#8217;s more &#8220;upscale&#8221; (though that&#8217;s not saying much).</li>
<li>I prefer Burger King to McDonalds. Their fries are FAR superior.</li>
<li>I was a competitive swimmer for 17 years. Amazing the difference between 8 miles/day and 8 beers/day <a title="#college" rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23college">#college</a></li>
<li>I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;m addicted to fast food. Seriously.</li>
<li>IMHO there is only one &#8220;Trilogy&#8221;</li>
<li>I have some incredibly &#8220;pretty&#8221; Twitter followers.</li>
<li>Cleveland gets a bad wrap nationwide, but I will defend her to the death. It&#8217;s a GREAT place to live.</li>
<li>I love being a dad. Even though the kids are a pain sometimes, it&#8217;s totally worth it when they greet me at the door.</li>
<li>Though I&#8217;m being optimistic, I do not have high hopes for my beloved Cleveland Indians this year.</li>
<li>I stayed away from Twitter for a long time cause I thought it was silly. I still think it&#8217;s silly. <a title="#HereToStay" rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23HereToStay">#HereToStay</a></li>
<li>I&#8217;m starting to get worried that I&#8217;m going to get to #100 before the end of the day.</li>
<li>I promise to tweet less tomorrow. I recognize that this is ridiculous.</li>
<li>I am half way there. I am in fact, living on a prayer. <a title="#BonJovi" rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23BonJovi">#BonJovi</a></li>
</ol>
<p>At that point, I made the following tweet:</p>
<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m making the executive decision that 50 <a title="#100factsaboutme" rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23100factsaboutme">#100factsaboutme</a> is more than enough&#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p>And just like that&#8230; I was done.</p>
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		<title>A Foggy Day In Cleveland &#8211; A Quest For Opening Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 20:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chewie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>For the umpteenth year in a row, I&#8217;ve decided to go to Opening Day for my beloved Cleveland Indians at Progressive Field.  (Man&#8230; it still sounds weird.  It&#8217;ll always be Jacob&#8217;s Field in my mind).  I decided that I didn&#8217;t want to pay the ridiculous &#8220;convenience fees&#8221; by ordering my tickets online so I made [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2574" title="Silent Hill Or Cleveland?" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/IMG_0193.jpg" alt="" width="250" height="290" />For the umpteenth year in a row, I&#8217;ve decided to go to Opening Day for my beloved Cleveland Indians at Progressive Field.  (Man&#8230; it still sounds weird.  It&#8217;ll always be Jacob&#8217;s Field in my mind).  I decided that I didn&#8217;t want to pay the ridiculous &#8220;convenience fees&#8221; by ordering my tickets online so I made my way downtown to the Progressive Field box office on a VERY foggy day in downtown Cleveland.  It was so foggy that it looked like a scene straight out of <em>Silent Hill. </em>Thanks to tweep <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/AmandaKrupitzer" target="_blank">@AmandaKrupitzer</a> for the reference.  I really do try not to bitch about the weather in Northeast Ohio cause let&#8217;s face it&#8230; the weather&#8217;s going to suck until about mid May.  For some reason I was particularly intrigued by the fog on this day.</p>
<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2579" title="The Former Witness Wall" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/IMG_0200.jpg" alt="" width="250" height="335" />As I kept making my way toward the field, and as I said I just couldn&#8217;t believe just how foggy it was so I took a couple more shots as I went.  This one was particularly crazy.  For non-Clevelanders who may be reading, this is the famous wall in downtown where a former Cleveland icon was outstretched in his &#8220;Witness&#8221; pose.  *cough* Dick *cough*  (Not that I&#8217;m bitter).   In all seriousness, if you&#8217;re interested my take on the whole LeBron situation from a while back check these out:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="/blog/2010/07/seriously-a-prime-time-press-conference/">Seriously? A Prime Time Press Conference?!?!</a></li>
<li><a href="/blog/2010/07/a-non-sports-look-at-the-lebron-situation/">A Non-Sports Look At The LeBron Situation</a></li>
<li><a href="/blog/2010/07/and-just-like-that-king-james-is-no-more/">And Just Like That, King James Is No More</a></li>
<li><a href="/blog/2010/07/my-final-sign-off-on-lebron/">My Final Sign Off On LeBron</a></li>
</ul>
<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2582" title="Progressive Field In The Fog" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/IMG_0203.jpg" alt="" width="250" height="335" />When I finally made it to the Indians Team Shop I couldn&#8217;t help but stop and snap one more picture.  I sure hope we&#8217;ve got better weather (and more visibility) on Opening Day!</p>
<p>I had a bittersweet experience with actually buying my tickets.  It was completely awesome because I did in fact get tickets to Opening Day which regardless of the weather is going to rock.  I was a little bit surprised (and actually kind of proud) that Progressive Field was nearly sold out!  There will be three of us going and my only options for a block of 3 seats were in the $70 club level or section 509 &#8211; the nosebleeds.  <em>Note that I chose the nosebleeds. </em>I found out a couple of days later that I&#8217;m about the world&#8217;s worst big brother as I was supposed to get a 4th ticket for my brother and failed miserably.  FML.  Marko, I promise to make it up to you.  After all, <a href="/blog/2011/02/the-wrestlemania-27-drinking-game/">WrestleMania 27 IS that Sunday</a>!</p>
<p>And finally&#8230; the whole point of this post.  Opening Day baby!  Go Tribe!!!</p>
<p><a href="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/IMG_0206.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2585" title="Opening Day 2011 Cleveland Indians Tickets" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/IMG_0206.jpg" alt="" width="350" height="261" /></a></p>
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		<title>5 Random Photos From My iPhone</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 19:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chewie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I recently got a new Verizon iPhone 4 for work purposes so I&#8217;m officially out of the Blackberry nation.  I have to say that I enjoyed my Blackberry but now that I&#8217;m used to it this iPhone is just SO&#8230; MUCH&#8230; BETTER.  There are a ton of iPhone reviews out there so I won&#8217;t bother [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently got a new Verizon iPhone 4 for work purposes so I&#8217;m officially out of the Blackberry nation.  I have to say that I enjoyed my Blackberry but now that I&#8217;m used to it this iPhone is just SO&#8230; MUCH&#8230; BETTER.  There are a ton of iPhone reviews out there so I won&#8217;t bother going into it here.  The biggest upgrade that I see from my Curve 2 is the camera.  This thing is epic and takes awesome pictures.  Here&#8217;s a couple of my recent random shots&#8230; enjoy.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2525" title="long sleeves" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/long-sleeves.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="224" /></p>
<p><em>This is simply a shot of my shirtsleeve.  I love this particular shirt, but the sleeves are just REALLY long.  Not really sure if it&#8217;s just made incorrectly or not cause the rest of the shirt fits just fine.</em></p>
<p><em><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2533" title="Melt - The Parmageddon" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/melt-parmageddon.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="224" /></em></p>
<p><em>There&#8217;s an absolutely AMAZING restaurant in the Cleveland area called <a href="http://www.meltbarandgrilled.com/" target="_blank">Melt Bar &amp; Grilled</a>.  They make grilled cheese.  That&#8217;s not quite fair&#8230; they make the best grilled cheese known to man.  The above pic is a shot of my sandwich from a recent trip with my wife, bro and sister in law: The Parmageddon.  The description from the menu: 2 potato &amp; cheese pierogi, fresh napa vodka kraut, grilled onions, sharp cheddar.  My description: INCREDIBLE.</em></p>
<p><em><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2535" title="The Boys With Their Racetrack" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/boys-with-racetrack.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="224" /></em></p>
<p><em>My boys are getting to that age where their toys come with decals.  As they&#8217;re 4 (G) and 2 (C &#8211; until next month) guess who gets to do the decaling work&#8230; Super Dad.  This particular kit was a tough one as it took me longer to get the stickers on than it did to build it.  However all of my frustration was totally worth it when I saw how happy they were. </em></p>
<p><em><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2537" title="Brailla Fettuccine" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/barilla.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="224" /></em></p>
<p><em>Even with my infinite childlike behavior, I think my wife would agree that I&#8217;m good for at least one thing: running errands.  Unfortunately, many times I even mess THAT up coming home with the wrong thing.  SO, on a recent trip for additional fettuccine I decided to take a photographic &#8220;wish list&#8221; of what I was to bring home.  I&#8217;m happy to say that with minimal issues, I did in fact return home with the correct item. </em></p>
<p><em><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2539" title="Stockpiling" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/stockpiling.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="224" /></em></p>
<p><em>For many people, spring means birds, snow thawing, and finally seeing green grass after a long winter.  For me it means WRESTLEMANIA.  And with WrestleMania comes one thing: <a href="/blog/2009/04/the-history-of-the-beeramid/">The Beeramid</a>.  I sent this shot to Pip just the other day letting him know that the pre-Mania stockpiling had begun.<br />
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		<title>And Then There Were Two</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 18:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chewie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Super Bowl XLV is set for February 6th, 2011.  The Green Bay Packers will be going for their 4th title in franchise history when they play my beloved Pittsburgh Steelers who will be looking nab their record 7th trophy.  I have to say that I&#8217;m really looking forward to this game.  Not just because my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2429" title="Super Bowl XLV" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/super-bowl-xlv.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="172" />Super Bowl XLV is set for February 6th, 2011.  The Green Bay Packers will be going for their 4th title in franchise history when they play my beloved Pittsburgh Steelers who will be looking nab their record 7th trophy.  I have to say that I&#8217;m really looking forward to this game.  Not just because my favorite team is in there, but also because I think it&#8217;s gonna be a doozy.</p>
<p>Both teams have incredible defenses and both teams have outstanding quarterbacks that can beat you in more ways than one.  Aaron Rogers is certainly a &#8220;prettier&#8221; passer, but Big Ben seems to get the job done when the chips are down (not to mention that he&#8217;s already got 2 Super Bowl rings).</p>
<p>Living in Cleveland and being a Steeler fan is a tough thing.  I swear it&#8217;s almost like there are three parts of the season for Browns fans:</p>
<ol>
<li>Pre-season</li>
<li>Regular season</li>
<li>Root against the Steelers season</li>
</ol>
<p>Obviously #3 above is the post-season but unfortunately the Browns never seem to even sniff it so it becomes &#8220;Let&#8217;s bitch about how much we hate the Steelers.&#8221;  Oh well&#8230; I guess I&#8217;d rather have a team to root FOR instead of just having someone to root against.</p>
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		<title>Circumcision By Toilet Seat</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 15:51:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chewie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Attention guys: this is going to hurt just to read it&#8230; you&#8217;ve been warned.</p> <p>I just got back from our yearly trip to Naples, Florida (more on that to come).  I was delayed getting out of Cleveland so I didn&#8217;t get in to Naples until around 2:15 AM on Wednesday (huge thanks to my father-in-law [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2419" title="Shark Toilet Seat" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/shark-toilet.jpg" alt="" width="188" height="230" />Attention guys: this is going to hurt just to read it&#8230; you&#8217;ve been warned.</strong></p>
<p>I just got back from our yearly trip to Naples, Florida (more on that to come).  I was delayed getting out of Cleveland so I didn&#8217;t get in to Naples until around 2:15 AM on Wednesday (huge thanks to my father-in-law for picking me up).  Obviously the boys were sleeping so I didn&#8217;t get to see them that night.  The next morning, I was awakened rather early by my two bundles of joy that wanted to see daddy.  Talk about an ego boost!  I don&#8217;t care how tired I was it was awesome to see them.</p>
<p>So as we&#8217;re going about our morning, C informs me that he needs to &#8220;Go peeps&#8221; which is a good thing as he&#8217;s essentially done with potty training at this point.  I accompanied him into the bathroom where he stood there and did his business.  He&#8217;s the happiest little boy you&#8217;ll ever want to meet but he tends to get distracted.  So as he&#8217;s standing there finishing up, he&#8217;s playing with the toilet seat &#8211; putting it up, putting it down.  Until&#8230; he dropped it.</p>
<p>Right on his little manhood.</p>
<p>*CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE*</p>
<p>Needless to say he&#8217;s screaming bloody murder and I&#8217;m trying to figure out what the hell just happened.  By the time I saw &#8220;it&#8221; he&#8217;d turned black and blue with a nice little blood &#8220;blister&#8221;.  Ouch.  Through all of his screams and sobs he managed to get out one coherent sentence: <em>&#8220;I need an ice block.&#8221;</em></p>
<p>Over the next couple of days he continued to report that, <em>&#8220;My penis is still pink&#8221;</em> but I&#8217;m happy to report that things are returning to normal and he no longer plays with the toilet seat.</p>
<p>Oh&#8230; and that&#8217;s not even the reason we went to he hospital that day&#8230; stay tuned for THAT story&#8230;</p>
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		<title>I Hate People</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 16:02:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chewie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>OK&#8230; so the title of this post isn&#8217;t quite true.  A more accurate title would be &#8220;I Hate People Who Can&#8217;t Or Won&#8217;t Drive The Correct Way When It Snows&#8221; but that seemed a bit on the longish side.</p> <p>I live in northeast Ohio.  I also happen to live in a particular spot of northeast [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2416" title="middle finger" src="http://406northlane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/middle_finger.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="279" />OK&#8230; so the title of this post isn&#8217;t quite true.  A more accurate title would be <em>&#8220;I Hate People Who Can&#8217;t Or Won&#8217;t Drive The Correct Way When It Snows&#8221;</em> but that seemed a bit on the longish side.</p>
<p>I live in northeast Ohio.  I also happen to live in a particular spot of northeast Ohio called the &#8220;snow belt&#8221;.  If you&#8217;re not familiar with the term please allow me to explain.  Based on our close proximity to Lake Erie our climate is a bit more humid that most.  So, before the lake has frozen for the year, there is a TON more moisture in the air.  When you add very cold temperatures to moisture in the air you get something called SNOW.  Now&#8230; the snow belt is named as such because of something called &#8220;Lake Effect Snow&#8221;.  This is due to the fact that all of this snow created from the moisture above Lake Erie dumps right on top of my house.  There you go&#8230; snow belt and lake effect snow defined.</p>
<p>Folks&#8230; this shit happens EVERY&#8230; SINGLE&#8230; YEAR.  It&#8217;s not as if Lake Erie is here one year and gone the next.  Which is why I get completely FLOORED every year when it snows and people say shit like, &#8220;Man&#8230; when&#8217;s it going to stop snowing.&#8221;  Living in Cleveland, the answer to that question is &#8220;March&#8230; maybe April.&#8221;</p>
<p>In any case, we got a snow storm a couple of days ago.  Sure it came during rush hour and it was a lot of snow, but it wasn&#8217;t the worst storm I&#8217;ve ever lived through, nor was it the coldest.  But you&#8217;d think we were living in the middle of the Sahara and people had NEVER seen snow based on the way folks were driving.  Good lord.  Luckily I had some good music and podcasts to listen to on my trek to work.  I really wasn&#8217;t that upset.  Like I said, I&#8217;ve lived here for a long time, this shit happens every year&#8230; I&#8217;m used to it.  For better or for worse.</p>
<p>What I&#8217;m NOT used to is people driving like idiot when the snow is done.  THIS morning, I rolled out, left the house a little earlier than usual and STILL was stuck in complete gridlock.  No snow on the ground, no snow falling yet I&#8217;m still waiting in a mile long line just to get on the freeway.  What&#8230; the&#8230; FUCK!  Turns out some jackass flipped his pickup truck in the middle of an interchange during morning rush hour.  Who knows&#8230; maybe he was texting one of his buddies asking when it&#8217;s going to stop snowing in Cleveland.</p>
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