The last time Pip and I got together we came dangerously close to “one night one case” and I’m thinking March 28th just may be the night… time will tell.  Let’s get it on!

ED NOTE: Looking back over the photos from last year, we realized that we did in fact take down a case that night… too drunk to remember until a year later.

1. 3 drinks when (not if) Bret puts Vince in a sharpshooter
2. 3 drinks for every missed match outcome
3. Slam a full beer if Undertaker loses
4. 3 drinks for any legend cameo, 5 if they actually get involved in a match
5. Half a beer for a successful airplane spin
6. 3 drinks for each wrestler who bleeds
7. 5 drinks should someone win by submission
8. 2 drinks for every wrestler who performs their signature move
9. 4 drinks for every wrestler who has their signature move reversed
10. 6 drinks if “Money In The Bank” winner cashes in their title shot opportunity the same night
11. 1 drink for outside interference.
12. 1 drink for every mention of the previous nights HOF ceremonies
13. Full beer if WM 27 is within driving distance of Cleveland/Indy
14. 5 drinks if Shawn Michaels gets involved (defined as interference for either side that would directly effect the matches outcome) in the Vince/Bret match
15. 3 drinks for any surprise run ins
16. 2 drinks for every unsuccessful attempt from the top rope (holy crap)
17. 3 drinks for the appearance of a midget
18. 4 drinks if someone crawls out from under the ring

So… I’m a HUGE horror movie fan and have been for years and years.  I’d seen the hype for the Saw franchise for quite a while and just had never gotten around to watching it.  Finally I had some traveling coming up and decided I wanted to watch it so I ripped it to my iPod and watched this movie over a couple of days…. WOW.  It’s certainly not in the same vane as Michael Myers & Jason Voorhees “slash fests” but this is a downright GREAT horror movie.  I haven’t seen the rest of the franchise yet but I’m definitely going to put them on my list.

CAST: I actually didn’t realize until I started watching it what a great cast this was.

• Cary Elwes – of The Princess Bride fame
• Danny Glover – still getting “too old for this shit” from Lethal Weapon
• Ken Leung – you’ll know him from Lost, X-Men: The Last Stand, Law & Order, Etc.
• Michael Emerson – the great Ben from Lost

They all put in great performances in what I consider to be an often overlooked movie genre.  Whether you like them or not, horror movies are here to stay!

STORY: Two men wake up in a room with a dead body between them.  They don’t know how they got there, why they are there or what they are supposed to do.  What they do know is they are chained in the room with very little means of escape.  The killer “Jigsaw” informs them that there is in fact a way to escape, what needs to be done and what happens if the “rules” are not followed.  Horror movies are less about the story and more about the thrill factor and gore so I’ll leave this part of review at this:  The story of this flick could stand on its own merit.  Right up there with Se7en in terms of “oh shit” factor.

GORE/KILLS: Some very inventive kill scenes in this one.  It’s not all that gory in relation to some of the horror movies out there today but there’s definitely enough for the bloodthirsty out there.  This is definitely not your “hockey masked hack and slash” that has plagued the Friday the 13th franchise for so long.  (That said, I LOVE those movies )  Not since the Scream have I seen such a “smart” horror movie.  Very well done indeed.

CONCLUSIONS: If you’re a horror movie fan this is a great flick.  You’ll have plenty of scares and a good amount of gore.  For a killer who doesn’t do all that much killing Jigsaw is a breath of fresh air.  I can’t WAIT to see the rest of this franchise!