Rants

Folks… when you work in an office environment and you drink coffee, have some decency and make a pot if you take last cup.  It won’t kill you.  This simple act of brewing a pot of coffee will certainly NOT kill you, and will make other coworkers (who are looking for coffee) want to kill you less.

Oh, and don’t think that just cause you don’t take the last 4 drops of you’re off the hook.  Dump the rest of that shit out and make a new pot.  Again, it won’t kill you.  For those of you out there who’ve… Continue reading

Last night was the series finale of Lost on ABC.  We pulled together an impromptu viewing party (OK, so it was the in-laws, the wife and I, but that’s still a gathering dammit) and settled in to watch one of the most beautiful shows on TV come to an end.  That is until Time Warner Cable got involved.  The high definition feed was so bad that we eventually had to switch over to the regular feed.  That was OK as we were able to watch the story unfold, but let’s be honest.  Part of what makes Lost so visually stunning… Continue reading

So last week we got about 30 inches of snow in a two day period.  This of course means snowblowing… and lots of it.  I’m a tad bit anal when it comes to keeping my driveway clean so I’m the neighbor that’s out there multiple times per day keeping it clear.

I make sure that I’ve got the entire driveway nice and clean so when it’s time for me to venture out I can do it.  The city then comes by with their huge snowplows and plows the street in front of my house.  Invariably they create a HUGE ice/snow… Continue reading

I leave the house at exactly the same time every morning (give or take 2 or 3 minutes).  The morning routine is the same:

  1. Get ready for work
  2. Talk to the G-man
  3. Get milk for the boys
  4. Take dog out
  5. Kiss G & Mom goodbye
  6. Head out

For some reason, my commute time in the last couple of weeks has gone up by about 10 or 15 minutes.  The obvious culprit is that school is back in session now.  But here’s my question… where the hell does everyone go in the summer?  I mean sure I know that kids aren’t… Continue reading

Let me start off by saying I’m a HUGE Star Wars fan.  Always have been and I always will be.  Those movies and everything associated with them will always have a special place in my heart.  By association I’m a huge fan of George Lucas and the galaxy far far away that he created.  That said, on the 10 year anniversary of The Phantom Menace, this geek is done defending him.

Ever since the final scene of Return of the Jedi in 1983 I wanted more.  I wanted to find out where Darth Vader came from.  I wanted to… Continue reading

I just don’t get it.  I don’t know when it happened.  I don’t know why it happened.  But I’ve become “that” neighbor.  The neighbor that doesn’t want the neighborhood kids walking through his yard.  Now don’t get me wrong.  I love kids.  I’ve got two of my own.  But there is not many things that I find more irritating than sitting in my living room and watching kids run through my backyard.  What… the… fuck!  Not only that, but RIGHT up next to the house.  I suppose it would be one thing if they were back near the woods, but… Continue reading

  • Burger King Square Pants – come on… maybe I’m just showing my age and becoming a grumpy old man, but there’s no way that Burger King should be using “Baby Got Back” as one of their theme songs in a commercial.  Not only are they using it in their commercial, but it’s being done to promote a Sponge Bob toy tie in.  Do people really think this is OK?  What’s next…  A Nine Inch Nails: Closer/ Dora The Explorer combo???
  • Spell check – use it people.  Unless you’re using Notepad.exe there’s really no reason NOT to spell check something.  That… Continue reading
  • There is a car across the street from my office with it’s alarm going off.  This has been occurring about every 12 minutes for the past 3 days.  This is rather annoying.  I’m currently thinking of ways to wipe this car from the face of the Earth.
  • Both the Indians and Cavs appeared to be playing the same game last night.  It went something like this: start off good, get a huge lead, think you’ve got the game in hand, have an “oh shit” moment and realize that the other team is coming back, kick it back into gear, win… Continue reading
  • My son has taken to sleeping in the nude.  I’m not sure why I think that’s so funny but it cracks me up every time I think about it.
  • “Better late than pregnant” – this line came from some random email forward that I got and it made me laugh.
  • The Tribe kicked the shit out of the Yankees on opening day of their new stadium.  The Yankees will probably win the World Series this year cause they’ve got more money than God, but it’s nice to see them (and their fans) brought down a notch.  With this terrible season… Continue reading

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