They could very easily RUIN all of these… On top of that, the last thing we need is to sit in the theater watching a crappy remake and hear “Awwww, c’mon you idiot! Don’t go in there! He’s gonna kill you!”

Tron – *snipped*
I’ve only seen part of Tron. It was good though. Seriously though, although a sequel might be bitchin’, there’s the fact that special effects are way too advanced now. Star Wars is a GREAT series, don’t get me wrong, but… A New Hope was awesome. Empire kind of sucked, but still, it was cool. Return was on par with A New Hope, and resolved the story. Enter: The Phantom Menace: Special effects just don’t fit, although the duel between the Jedi and Darth Maul was rather awesome.
Enter: The Clone Wars: This is to the prequel series what Empire was to the originals. Plot building. For God’s sake, could they have made the whole Anakin/Padme thing any more sickeningly sweet?
Enter: Revenge Of The Sith: Finally, we get one almost on par with A New Hope… Almost. …nd we get a funny meme because some dude in like, China or Korea (I think it was one of the two) translated Darth’s “NNNNOOOOOOOOO!” as “DO NOT WANT!” You just can’t make a movie fit into a series or make a sequel to an older movie with special effects twenty years or more later. Doesn’t work.
(Side note: I saw the re-release of the original Trilogy in the theaters… EPIC! Got me hooked right then and there.)

Robocop – *snipped*
They just can’t outdo the original. Furthermore, unless they could get most of the original actors, it’s fucked over.

Ghostbusters – *snipped*
You cannot remake Ghostbusters… There is no way it will ever stack up to the original… Even another movie added to the series would be horrible at this point.

Back To School – *snipped*
God, what won’t they do?
Conan – *snipped* *sigh* *as The Governator* DON’T REMAKE MY MOVIES!
The Karate Kid – *snipped* Just… no…
“Footloose – staring… Zac Effron. Fuck me.” *facepalm* I don’t have the words…
Short Circuit – *snipped* At this point, it would be “Johnny five is… A pathetic remake of an old movie!”
“What God wants, he keeps!” *Johnny laughing* “That joke sucked balls the first time around!”

Wow… Never have I commented so much, but…
I’m with you, brother. Hollywood needs to get off their lazy couch-padding and write something new. Is it that hard to come up with something that hasn’t been made into a movie?