Greetings fellow blogheads. Johnny Provo here recklessly chucking his first blog on the 406 site. Long overdue, I know. I’m sure my much devoted fan club (comprised in it’s entirety of Chewie and my mom) had all but given up hope of ever getting slapped upside the head with my boomstick of witty banter. Well fear not, both of you, here I am to share with you my top ten list of all time movie villains. Thank god I’ve already got a girlfriend who knows of my nerddom. That being said, don’t tell her I posted this…
10. Delores Umbridge… Continue reading
Weddings are great. We get to come together and celebrate the union of two people. We get to see friends and family that we haven’t seen in a while and we get to meet new and exciting people. Photographs are taken and memories are made that will last a lifetime. Some of those memories though are a tad bit embarrassing…
I’d actually considered not creating this post… but then I said screw it. It happened and I can’t change it. What is it? Well let me tell you. Typically the bride and groom get the first taste of their wedding… Continue reading
I’m going to write this review in much the same style that I used for my review of the original movie. Before we get started realize that this will contain spoilers so if you want to watch the movie fresh skip this post and come back after viewing.
The Transformers
More of the same goodness that we got in the first movie. Optimus Prime kicks MAJOR ass in this flick. At one point he roars “I’ll take you all on” and I literally got goose bumps. That was of course until he went and got himself “killed”. Silly Optimus. … Continue reading


Combos, Fireworks and Canoes – The Bachelor In Brookville
“What happens in Brookville stays in Brookville.” Headed into the weekend that was our battle cry. Our mission was simple – to give my little brother one last weekend of bachelorhood. In the words of Peter Venkman: “We came, we saw, we kicked it’s ass!!!”
Friday afternoon, 2 groups (Devin, Mark & I from Cleveland and Phil & Chris from Chicago) set out to converge on Brookville, Indiana where the festivities were to take place. The Cleveland group started out the trip with the musical brilliance of Randy “Macho Man” Savage. Yep… the wrestler. If you’ve never hear Randy on… Continue reading →